I like the Fulham shirt. I can just imagine the team wearing that with pride during a match. Then coming back into the changing room taking off their tops. Beads of sweat running down their toned skin, around every contour of their muscular bodies. Then plunging into a warm bath. Rubbing thier aching muscles and washing their silky hair. Them emerging from the bath wearing nothing more than a small towel and a cheeky come and get me smile...